Half Empty...

Well I've been facing a lot of flak lately for apparently turning this blog into a bit of a jukebox. Going over the whole thing, turns out, it isn't far from the truth. Man, I hate it when people are right about me. Yes, I do have seemingly infinite free time so listen to seemingly infinite amounts of music and posting them here for various meanings and purposes. Let's face it, I'm an engineering student, so what else could I possibly be doing with my time?

Also, I'd like to believe that I'm making these already world famous bands and their chart topping songs even more popular by taking them to the next level of fame and fortune. Getting them the love and support of all the many many of the five or so readers that this blog generates! So, that's the business angle of looking at it (because calling oneself a lunatic tends to self-flattery).

Enough on that, I've generated two paragraphs of content for one random comment made by a fellow blogger who in all probability just said it out of jealousy(yes, I'm talking about you, the sadist!) Sigh, its a cut throat world here on the blogosphere!

Moving on, life is lounging away at it's favourite bitter-sweet sea resort. The sun's a bit too bright for my liking. I seem to be at my unsocial best, skipping do's and things to do's and all the other up and about stuff going on around here, and there's a LOT of that going on. Passing phase probably, just a matter of getting my mojo back, or till I get ass-kicked for it. Whichever comes earlier. The former would naturally be the more suitable way out for me, the latter however would give a lot of people a lot of pleasure and thus, more likely. In the meantime, I've been looking to take my college attendance up from its 19% mark and so far, its been a fairly successful excercise. As of today, it's risen to a ripe and whole 31%. Oh joy! Getting thrown out of a college  that in itself, as the days go by, seems more and more likely to shut down before my degree's done, is not something that will go down well on my CV. Though, its not like I'll have much of a CV anyway, unless companies value employees that win Math Races in their 4th standard in school.

So, I said bitter-sweet right? And all those, who bothered reading this far and actually paid attention, which would be.....Okay, lets not go into that. But the point is, to the more attentive and intuitive of the lot, the one's whose IQ border on the genius levels, would have realised by now, that all this rambling and constant nagging and nit-picking has mostly all lent towards being on the bitter side. So, where's sweet, you may have asked ,or, just "Shut Up Already", but I'm going in thinking the yay sayer's outweigh the nay sayer's here, so this is for them.

Hmm, Sweet! Well, to start off with, I passed an exam which, if sanity and sobriety prevailed in modern society, I'd never have passed in the first place. So here's to alcohol, drugs and underpaid teachers. You people are the reason I am here right now. Thank You! I'd dedicate a song to you, but then I'd have the jukebox critics after me again(yes, I mean YOU!)

Apart from that, I've been doing fairly well for myself. Bagging treats at the drop of the hat, lounging away this perfectly wet and yet not gloomy weather. The occasional dates that lead nowhere, but its fun anyway! Ah, this made you sit up and take notice didn't it now, mother? (yes, she stalks me online)

Most importantly, Durga Pujo is coming. Bitter be damned, that is the one time of the year which is sweet all over. So all in all, the sweet does mostly outweigh the bitter, and the fact that I end up making fun of the little bitter that there is, means that this whole post was pretty much void, and no one, and I mean NO ONE, will ever again take me seriously, though I wonder if anyone ever did? Now what could be more bitter-sweet than THAT! So, all this reading was not in vain after all. Good for you!

That's it for now. To be fair, I'm glad I did this. The songs weren't really helping and I do enjoy this more! So, thank you very much. (yes, this is for you again, you self depreciating cow)

Oh, and I'm stuck midway writing a tale, so if anyone knows how and if someone actually bothers.... okay, that was a rhetorical statement. Never mind! The glass is forever, half empty.