Sunday, December 4, 2011

Bed and breakfast in hell....

"And what will it be today, sir?"

"I would like some knowledge, some sleep and a chocolate smoothie."

"Will that be all, sir?"

"Yes, thank you."

"And how would you be paying, sir?"

"The usual. Charge it on my pot of luck will you?"

"Very good sir."

A while later,

"I'm sorry sir, but it seems you are out of luck."

"Really? That's fast. What other forms of payment do you accept?"

"We also accept souls sir. Would you be bequeathing yours today?"

Now I'm screwed.


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